Thursday, January 24, 2013

kumpulan SMS / Draft LUCU !!

Assallamuallaikum Wr.wb


sobat Blogger yang baik hatinya ,
 sering kali ketika kita mengrimkan " Short message  " / pesan pendek
suka bingung sms apa yah . .??  Hmm . .

  So , untuk posting kali ini , saya mau bagi sedikit Draft /sms lucu untuk para sobat Blogger sekalian langsung aja deh Check it Out .
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1. 
TEST MATA



$
Dollar



¥
Yen



£
Euro


RP.
Rupiah


Hasil Test mata

" Anda Positif mata duitan "
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2.
:: Special for my friend  :)

Walaupun hatimu berduri kyK Duren
 wajahmu Gk KerEn , Dan mirip Pengamen,
apapun orang ngomong seperti itu
" Kita tetap Friend "

ibarat Aq mobil , qmu Ban.a
Aq langit , qmu laut.a
aq duit , qmu Dompetnya
Kalo aq duit Lima ratusan kertas ,
qmu pasti MoNyet.a

Eiittss . .,
Gak Boleh marah  :)
INGET !!
kita kan FRIEND
Slalu dalam susah & senaNg .

qmu susah , aq senang.a , OK?

Lo rAnting gw Bunga , Lu sintinG gw BahaGia .

Lu balon , gw Beli , LU blo'on siapa yang peduli ?

Lu dora , gw SponGeBOB
lu Nora , gw NgeTob

Lu Sawah , gw Padi
lo Marah , Gw lArii  :D

Hahahhah . . canda Bro  :p
 #sebarkan karena kita smua . .
FRIEND  :)   :)
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3.
Kabar Gembira !! Rencana pemerintah Tahun 2014
pemerintah akan memberikan Gaji kepada pengangguran
 sesuai dengna Lulusan sekolah mereka dngan ketentuan :

1. SD     : Rp.1.200.000
2. SMP : Rp.1.600.000
3.SMA : Rp.2.000.000
4.S1     : Rp.3.000.000

dengan SYARAT gaji tersebut ,
    akan di Berikan dalam bentuk " YEN " .
Dengan ketentuan sebagai berikut :

1. " YEN " ono duit'e
2." YEN " sby BapakMU
3." YEN " Wakile padkdehMU
4." YEN " Betah ora guyu

hahah  :D
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4.
No ku diHapus aja yah ?

Soalnya mulai besok Ku gak Pke' HP lagi . .

Bsok Hp ku mau Ku jual , aku gak ada uang ,
mau minta ama Ortu , tapi ortu lagi Ksusahan juga.,

sebener.a ku gak mau jual HP ini.
tapii mauu gimana lgi . . .
ku perlu uang saat ini . tadinya aku mau pinjam uang sama kamu ,
tapi aku pikir2 kamu juga gak bakalan ngasih khn . .
jadi terpaksa  . ."
aku Jual HP . .


buat

" Beli indomie besok pagi "

hahahhahh
" ini cerita ku , apa cerita MU ?!
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5.
  Bila tak Tahan DaTanglha pDku ,
Lepaskan C3lana DalAmu   , DUduklah diAtas ku
rasAKAn & nikMaTILAH aKu S3puasNya
  dR yang mEnCIntai  mu

by=
"....WC UMUM....."

hahahah%%&^**^*%*%%$#hahah . . .haha . . HAH

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hahah . . gimana sobat lucu - Lucu gak...??
  oke deh sekian dulu untuk kali ini


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source : berbagai sumber
writen : by F.lazuardi

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